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Your “Get It In While You Still Can…TWSS” Friday Evening Open Thread
Only a few days left until we get to our “Year of Hindsight”. 2020. Get it? OH COME ON THAT WAS CLEVER OF ME!!!!!!!…
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Your “Mele Kalikimaka” Christmas Evening Open Thread
I wouldn’t mind being in Hawaii right now, truth be told. I wouldn’t be freezing my ass off. But I’m not in Hawaii. And…
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Your “Christmas Eve Is A Pain In The Backside” Open Thread
Seriously. It really is. I thought I got all my stuff done weeks ago. I was wrong. I’m cooking today. Cooking a lot of…
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Your “Slow Thursday Before Xmas” Daytime Open Thread
Wow, feels like we just did this two days ago. Oh right, we did. At least this time I’m better rested. Everybody is off…
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Your “Slow Tuesday Before Xmas” Daytime Open Thread
I drove to western North Carolina early this morning. Very early. And back. Pain in my ass but it had to be done. Then…
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Your “Politeness is the flower of humanity” Friday Evening Open Thread
OK. Not to sound too maudlin, but this will be my father’s fifth dead Christmas. He went out in the spring of ’15. Shit…
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That’s Gonna Burn You
As some of you already know, I have been growing hot peppers for the past several years. Some of you have “benefited” from my…
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Your “You Get What You Pay For” Friday Evening Open Thread
I don’t have anything meaningful to say today. I’d like to think of something to write about. But here we are less than an…
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Your “Colours Make Things Interesting – Part Three” Friday Evening Open Thread
I bet you thought I’d forgotten about this little series. Well, “series” might be pushing it considering that this is only the third installment…
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The Teacher’s Pet
Tom Brady says Bill Belichick uses fights like last night’s between the Steelers and Browns as teaching moments. Good opportunity to remind players of…