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Your “Colours Make Things Interesting – Part Three” Friday Evening Open Thread
I bet you thought I’d forgotten about this little series. Well, “series” might be pushing it considering that this is only the third installment…
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The Teacher’s Pet
Tom Brady says Bill Belichick uses fights like last night’s between the Steelers and Browns as teaching moments. Good opportunity to remind players of…
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Your “Well I Guess That’s Music, Allegedly – #3” Friday Evening Open Thread
Yeah, it’s been a while. But you remember. This is one of those weeks where I can’t think of anything else so I choose…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Use Your Infusion II
Welcome back everyone. Just like Guns N’ Roses released Use Your Illusion 1 and 2 in the same year, I’m going for back to…
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Your “Taking Leave Of Our Senses” Friday Evening Open Thread
Leaves have been falling here for a coupla months now. I’ve kept up with them, at least to a degree, up until now. But…
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The Real Puppy Dance: New Orleans Saints at the Bye
As I have done this on multiple occasions now it has been brought to my attention that most tales I weave are from a…
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Your “Riding That Sugar High” Friday Evening Open Thread
Last night as I was driving home, I noticed multiple hordes of hooligans roaming the street and looking for trouble it seemed. They were…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: Dia de los Muertos
INTERIOR, EL SANTO, MIAMI, FLORIDA The man walked into the dimly lit room uneasily. He didn’t go out much anymore, specially not to places…
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Bad Times At Dave’s
It was a Wednesday. Or maybe a Thursday. When you reach my age they all pretty much run together until the weekend, and then…
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The Return of Temptation Island Talk: Episode 3
The title of this episode was “Guilt Ridden” but it really should have been “White Ashley’s Ass Comes Out”. There will be a screenshot…