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TGISF…aka Your “The Pimp is Too Apathetic to Think of a Theme This Week” Sexy Friday Open Thread
OK, so for the first time in like….wait, how long have I been the Pimp of [DFO] again???? …. Anyway, I’m too lazy to…
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The Bachelor: NFL Edition
CHRIS HARRISON: Good evening, and welcome to a very special episode of The Bachelor. I’m…
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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 7b
Editor’s Note: Welcome to the second installment of the glorious NOGALES WEEK!!! (crickets chirping) … Yeah well, anyway… Fair warning, if you haven’t begun…
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Booth Review
/intercom buzzes SECRETARY: Mr. Berson? Your 9am is here. DAVID: Ugh, Samantha, I asked you not to interrupt me. :fidgets: How long has he…
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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 7a
Editors’ Note: Welcome to Nogales Week!! This week’s installment is so big, yummy, and delicious (phrasing) that it will be spread out over the…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 2, 2017
The AFL Women’s season is all over, even the awards ceremonies, so all we have now is strictly the Men’s competition. Before we completely…
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TGISF…aka Your “ABC Final Four, and also Wrestlemania Apparently” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Yes, I admit it’s another really messed up title this week. But I’m not intentionally being cryptic this time. It’s really very simple… ABC:…
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Boots on the Ground: NASCAR Auto Club 400
As many of you know, I was born in Mexico. Therefore, I’m obligated to love auto racing. Them’s the rules. You may or may…
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My Vasectomy Adventure – At Least they Give you Drugs
“Nurse, part of his vans popped out and it’s on the floor.” That’s an actual quote from an actual doctor who was actually cutting…
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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 6
Editor’s Note: I HIGHLY recommend that you take some sort of…substance… before reading this. It gets…weird. Other Editor’s Note: Way ahead of you. And…