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A Selection of Phrases from Aussie Footy Broadcasts That Are Confusing, Bizarre, Hilarious, or Just Plain Dirty
Banner Photo Credit: Perth News A Selection of Phrases from (recent-ish) Aussie Footy Broadcasts That Are Confusing, Bizarre, Hilarious, or Just Plain Dirty*:…
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Your AFL Beat and Thursday Night Open Thread
I know what you’re thinking, but no, the AFL coverage will not end until you all are bought in on Aussie Footy or…
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Your “Sir Doug Nicholls Round Recap Redux” Thursday Night Open Thread
Good evening and Happy June. I’m writing this well in advance because today marks ten years since Lady BFC and I went on our…
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Your “Sir Doug Nicholls Round AFL Recap” Thursday Night Open Thread
Evening. Five posts in one month from this guy? I guess you all can’t get rid of me. This past weekend was the AFL’s…
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Your “BFC Has More AFL Thoughts” Thursday Night Open Thread
Three weeks of the 2023 Aussie Footy season are in the books, and here are some observations from ‘Murrica: Holy shit was I (read:…
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Not-So-Instant BFC Thoughts (on Aussie Footy)
Did you get that thing I didn’t send you? Consider this an alternative “AFL Beat” that will mainly focus on the games I watched/tracked…
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AFL Beat! (Substitute Teacher Edition)
Hodwy. Your friendly neighborhood Balls has been underwater for a bit, so he asked me to pinch hit on an AFL Beat! As you…
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AFL Beat! AFLW Finals Week 1 (continued) aaaand AFL Round 2!
This week, it’s all about one man: Lance “Buddy” Franklin became only the 6th person in the over 100 year history of Australian Rules…
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AFL Beat! AFLW Finals Week One and AFL Round 1!
This week, the AFLW Finals started! Sort of. Apparently, COVID went through the Collingwood team and their game against Brisbane was postponed. As of…
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AFL Beat! AFLW Finals and AFL previews!
This week, the regular season ended. Also, I must share this glorious mullet once again: And I must share two more things: Our Collingwood…