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No Clever Title EPL Preview
I am de-motivated as fuck. This would be Derby Day, but the fucking Redshite are in the League Cup final against City, so the…
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This Week In Violence! Presents Takanakuy
Imagine spending your Christmas beating the shit out of your friends, family members and neighbours. Actually, wait. Some of you probably do that already.…
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This Week In Violence! Presents Kabaddi
This Week In Violence! is a new feature for the off-season that features one obscure sport or event that has some degree of violence…
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Cure Your VD Woes With Heavy Doses of EPL!
As you likely know, it’s a phony-assed Big Greeting Card holiday this weekend. So, instead of paying exorbitant prices for half-dead flowers (welcome to…
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“What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy? Baseball!”
Just like that the offseason hits. It’s a long motherfucker too. The draft is 76 days away, training camp is half a fucking year…
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Balls’ Offseason Plans
Well, here we are again at the end of a NFL season. Things may seem bleak. Maybe as bleak as my Cure-inspired middle of…
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Pre-Super Bowl L EPL Super Happy Funtime Preview
Through the magic of Amazon, I recently acquired a new Everton fleece throw. Since its addition, the Toffees are 2-0 and have yet to…
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Superbowl #Content from Ben Blank, Uproxx Chief Creative Officer
I’m not here to talk about that thing that’s happening over the weekend. I’m here to talk about #content and #branding! That’s what we’re really …
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Your Sunday Evening 2016 Pro Bowl ‘For God’s Sake Get A Life And Do Something More Worthwhile’ Live Blog
The best players in the NFL who aren’t playing in the Super Bowl, aren’t injured or at least aren’t pretending to be injured because…
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Everton/Swansea and Arsenal/Chelski Match Thread
Just something to tide you over until somebody else wakes up and starts loading some GET HYPE! material.