AFL Beat 2021 AFL Week 15

ballsofsteelandfury - June 29, 2021June 28, 2021

Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Let's see what happened this week. *** AFL 2021 Season Week 15 Recaps Brisbane Lions 94 - 50 Geelong Cats Woo that was a beatdown! Easily the Cats' worst loss of the season and Brisbane got sweet home revenge for a controversial early season loss to the

Your Stanley Cup Finals Preview & Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - June 28, 2021June 28, 2021

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NFL Nuggets: it's a pretty slow day today, what with the holiday next week in the US. Most teams are taking time off before ramping up to the start of camp. To wit: Florio is speculating that the opt-out rules give Aaron Rodgers the ability to sit out all of the

European Euros Said Knock YEEEEEWWW OUT!

King Hippo - June 26, 2021June 25, 2021

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That's right, fuckos. It's nut-cuttin' time. Perhaps we shall get extra time and/or pennos to add to the suspense. It's been a fun tournament, so hopes are high. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vimZj8HW0Kg But remember, kids, never ever have hope. Wales v. Denmark - in Amsterdam (Noon, ESPN) Emotional favoUrites Denmark get kinda sorta home pitch for this? Seems

AFL Beat 2021 AFL Week 14

ballsofsteelandfury - June 22, 2021June 21, 2021

The byes are finally completed! We are now going into the final stretch of the season! Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Let's see what happened this week. *** AFL 2021 Season Week 14 Recaps Geelong Cats 83 - 78 Western Bulldogs What a finish! Just skip to the end. Trust me.

Monday Morning Mock Draft Pre-empted For UEFA 2020 (in 2021!)

Horatio Cornblower - June 21, 2021

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Good morning fellow degenerates. No mock draft this morning, as we have four (4) UEFA fixtures to keep track of today. No games in the 8:30 EST (only legitimate time zone) slot, but we have two (2) at 11 (eleven) and then another two (2) at 2 (two). (Not Really That) Early Games North

Juneteenth Euros Jubilee!

King Hippo - June 19, 2021June 18, 2021

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That's right, White Devils! You done been CANCELLED. Lord knows, your weirdo wingnut uncle needed sommet else to bitch about next Thanksgiving. Anyway, nothing celebrates black power like the European Euros! A good 2/3 (which is MOAR than 3/5 ,, ppl forget that) of the squadrons think it's bad to be

Your Other NHL Semi-Final Preview & Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - June 15, 2021June 15, 2021

NFL Notes: A positive sign for the upcoming season is that half of all NFL teams have 51 or more players vaccinated for COVID-19. Which sounds good, given that regular-season rosters are 53-man, but teams are carrying 90 on their rosters ahead of training camp. Coaching staffs and team personnel

Your Tuesday, June 15th, Euro 2020 Main Event: France vs Germany in an “Alsace-Lorraine on a Poll” match Open Thread

Wakezilla - June 15, 2021June 15, 2021

Hello everyone! I'm a tad tipsy, as I am currently watching Hungary play Portugal. (Hey Portugal, stop trying to get the ball to Ronaldo and start passing the ball to other excellent players like Bruno, the Portuguese Magnifico). Today's Main event is France vs Germany in an "Alsace-Lorraine on a Poll"

CFL to resume play for 2021

The Maestro - June 15, 2021

BREAKING NEWS: Thanks to a unanimous vote by the CFL Board of Governors on Monday, June 14th, the Canadian Football League will resume play as of August 5th, 2021! In addition, the official 2021 schedule has been released, and you can check it out here for further information. As a result

AFL Beat 2021 AFL Week 13

ballsofsteelandfury - June 15, 2021June 15, 2021

Tis the second week of byes and the second week that no games are held in Melbourne. Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Let's see what happened this week. *** AFL 2021 Season Week 13 Recaps Port Adelaide 91 - 112 Geelong Cats This was a huge test for the Cats and they passed

Your NHL Semi-Final Preview #1 & Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - June 14, 2021June 14, 2021

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NFL Nuggets: All quiet on the NFL front today, so let's take a look at why athletes should stay off social media: Le'Veon Bell aired some laundry about his feelings for Andy Reid. "I'd never play for Andy Reid again ... I'd retire first." That then led to current Chiefs

Better Than You, Swarthie: Argentina Preview – Copa América 2020 (In 2021!)

Don T - June 12, 2021June 12, 2021

Some Hispanic folks will try to out-white anyone by pointing to European lineage, paleness, or micropenis. The President of Argentina volunteered anecdotal evidence. Last Wednesday, el presidente Alberto Fernández received a state visit, in Buenos Aires, from the Prime Minister of Spain. Fernández was getting smarmy with a colleague from la