Lesser Sports – Page 45 – [DOOR FLIES OPEN]

God Bless Super Frank Lampard

I don’t know what Lampard told his Very Disappointing Everton charges at the half. I just know it WORKED, even though I had succumbed to…

Hello all – after almost six months away, the CFL Beat makes its glorious return this week! I’m looking forward to another year of…

I don’t really pay much attention to iced footy, but even I am aware there are thre Games Seven tonight. I am certain everyone…

No Prem matches today. Fookin’ seriously – NONE. There is a Cup final at Wembley, but I ain’t got no time for that. You…

As it turns out, Villa manager (and ex-Redshite “legend”) Steven Gerrard didn’t let Team White Lives Matter win, just to fuck over my Toffees. …

I am writing this on Thursday, 5 May – since I will be away from my ‘puter almost all of Friday. Thank fuck Everton…

Oh man, such a contrast between watching the machinations of my two great loves. Donks WOO!!! draft following is just plain, relaxing fun. I…

I apologize in advance for tomorrow. I will go missing all day, and there will be no Derby of Ultimate Despair live blog. Because I…

Please to keep your hands inside the car at all times. You don’t want to acquire the nickname “Stumpy.” (this opener accompanied a winner,…

This is the part of the Lesser schedule when the cup ties start flying fast and furious, and with MOAR at stake. You saw…