Author's Note: This series of posts is borne out of my firm belief that Commentist Dok Zymm is actually a secret agent for a nefarious secret agency currently unknown to the general public or even Congress. Her current job serves as a perfect cover to gather intelligence while her
Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
Balls on…The College Football Playoff
Balls on… Miss Universe
Your “What If You Neither Walk Away Nor Run?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Deshaun of the Dead: Sunday Night Game Open Thread
So I've been on the road all day and have relatively little firsthand knowledge of what the shit went on this afternoon. A brief (aka halfass) recap after this important message: WOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ok. I'm good. I'm cool. So the Bills (WOOOO!) handed the Iggles a golden opportunity to pull even
Your “One Step Away From An Open Casting Call” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: When you see quotes about "bucks stopping with him", you know without looking someone asked Jerry Jones about his coaches. "Disappointed is not the word. There’s no question that we were given an opportunity, there were things we could have taken advantage of," Jones said. It doesn't help
Your “Oh God – It Won’t Stop!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
CrimeBeat!: An Existential Quandre Edition
It's that time again- time to examine the biggest NFL felonies (real or metaphorical) of the last couple of days weeks (gimme a break, new fatherhood is a bitch). It's CrimeBeat! and you will listen to EVERY LAST WORD I SAY! ACCUSED: Corbyn Nyemah CHARGE: Attempted Home Invasion, Property Damage, Cuckoldry Who is
Your “They Don’t Come For The Innocent, As None Exist Here” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Insults To Shout At G/O Media Types On The Street
"If you need to dress up as a nurse to get laid that’s on you, not me!" “It’s all your fault, dickhead!” "You cock slapping shit-for-brains!" "Eli Manning!" "You fat American moron!" "With regards to nudity: no!" "I thought you were in Hell!” "I guess we’ll find out which one of us has got more luck in
