(As a Canadian, I should have gone with Joe Carter. But that was a Game 6; tonight is Game 1.) NFL Nuggets: It's Trading Season! Somehow, the Patriots still have enough cap room to acquire Mohamed Sanu from the Falcons. For a 2020 second-round pick. It highlights the fact that the
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(Of course their rain tarp is sponsored. #branding) NFL Nuggets: As discussed in the open thread last night, Jalen Ramsey successfully forced his way out of Jacksonville. He was traded to the Rams for first-round picks in 2020 & 2021, plus a 2021 fourth-rounder. Depending on whom you believe, The Jags
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That's right, kids- Uncle Scotchy is...indisposed for the evening. Some people just can't hold their chloroform. WHICH MEANS that Ol' Reverend Mayhem is driving the train tonight, and he's all hopped up on the Halloween candy Dr. Mrs. Mayhem bought and tried to stash away. CAN'T HIDE THE REESE'S FROM ME,
Your “Obvious Point Is Obvious” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Before I begin - a big shoutout to Horatio for helping work up ESPN blowhard Darren Rovell on the Twitter. https://twitter.com/HoratioCornblo3/status/1179243440820932609 https://twitter.com/HoratioCornblo3/status/1179247261181792257 That's good enmity. NFL News: Jon Gruden has opinions about the injustice of Vontaze Burfict's season-ending suspension: "I'm not happy about it -- at all. I don't want to say anything else,
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DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES!??!?!? YES!!!! Friends, I have preached before at interminable length about how we live in The New Time of Wonders. Now BLEERGH!, Shan'khlor and the other Elderly Gods have seen fit to show us another Sign and Portent. Yes, it is Week 4, and Jimmy Garoppolo's bones and tendons
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Banner photo by Daniel Berman/www.bermanphotos.com NFL Nuggets: First game of the season, and the first officiating error against the Saints. As most of you watched, prior to the half the refs pulled an accounting error in calculating when to do the 10-second runoff, forcing the Saints to hurry their field goal
