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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-3
It is a three day weekend for a lot of us in North America. Yesterday was St. Valentine’s Day, which means that today you’re…
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Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 2
“So, you can just pick any woman and inhabit her body?” “Only for a few minutes at a time.” Balls thought about it for…
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Instant Non-Hippo Thoughts – Post Superb Owl Edition Part Deux
I thought this was the first time I’d be playing Substitute Teacher for Ye Olde Hippo but I discovered that I had previously substituted…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-2
It is Superb Owl Eve and throughout the DFO clubhouse not a creature is stirring because they’re all taking a nap prior to getting…
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Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 1
The 11th hole at Los Verdes is a 305-yard Par 4 from the Blues that goes downhill and plays much shorter than it looks. …
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YOUR 2025 AVN Awards Winners
Yes, it’s time to look back fondly on the butts and breasts that were fondled the best in 2024. Last time, I brought to…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-1
I guess I’m back on! I know I did these last year but I forgot there were no games today. I am committed to…
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Ballsy’s 2025 Goals – End of January Update
I don’t really expect y’all to give a shit whether I achieve my goals or not but I’m writing this to keep myself accountable…
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Wednesday AM Champions League Match Day 8 Open Thread
As many of you know, the UEFA Champions League has a new format this year. The field has been expanded to 36 with each…
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Dante Hicks Tribute Carpenter Jorb
Allegheny County 9-1-1, what’s the address— oh, so(u)rry. Force of habit and whatnot. Actually, if yinz didn’t know, there’s a pre-recorded bump of that…