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Self-Immolation is Overrated
We’re like archeologists in the desert trying to understand what happened – one of us will uncover an IED with our tiny little brushes…
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Balls Magazine Volume 6
As you may remember from Volume 5, I wanted to try the TopTracer setup at the Alhambra Golf Course. On a lazy Saturday, I…
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Balls Magazine Volume 5
It was supposed to rain all day but the atmospheric river must have run dry as it was nice and sunny around noon. Feeling…
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Balls Magazine Volume 4
On a whim, I decided to head to my local 9 Hole golf course to see if I could get on. It was a…
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Balls Magazine Volume 3
I was looking up tee times at one of my local courses for Thanksgiving Day when I found one for pretty cheap that included…
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Guttersnipe
One late morning last week, seated in my motor-carriage and travelling to-wards a local restaurant in search of sustenance to break the night’s fast,…
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My 900th Post
I can’t believe I’ve actually made it to 900! That’s something Houston cannot say. I’ve thought long and hard about what to put into…
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Boots on the Ground: The Crazy House! Part 2
DETOX, SUICIDE WATCH, AND “WELCOME TO CAT 5” Unfortunately, this is the portion of my journey I am the most unfamiliar with for a…
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Balls Magazine Volume 2
It was 7 AM on a Sunday morning and I was headed to Palm Springs to play in a tournament. Tee time was at…
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Your 2023 AVN Awards Preview Post
Yes, get ready for the traffic to start rolling in. It’s that time of year again! For the first time since COVID, the AVN…