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I have confession to make
I may be a Secret Southerner. I was thinking about this the other day as I was drinking Dr. Pepper, eating Mac and Cheese,…
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Your 2022 World Cup México Preview
The long and the short of it is that México, the land of my birth, isn’t doing Jack Shit in Qatar except picking up…
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Guttersnipe
God bless the Duke of Argyll! If the youth of today aren’t the most annoying creatures on the planet I’ll eat my finest Sunday…
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The Cozy Simplicity of Crises: a Wednesday Motivational
Let’s assume, just for a moment, that you are impatient or neurotic (quite a stretch, oh yeah). Imagine you are hungry and you extend…
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No Good Deed
What the thing you all say? You’re going to Karen Carpenter? I need to wiki this gal because…. Oh — “throwing up”. You see?…
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Trespassing, Clean Halls, and Disruption: How I became “Radicalized” Against the Criminal Justice System (Part Three)
My experiences navigating the abject cruelty of the criminal justice system while representing misdemeanor defendants in the Bronx. During my third year of law…
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Sexy Friday – Balls on Vacation Edition!
By the time you read this on Friday night, I should, hopefully, be somewhere on the East Coast. I do not know exactly where…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: yeah right phones one in
Good morning and happy Sunday everyone! I never thought it would happen to me. I’m in need of kitchen-Viagra over here. I simply wore…
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Sexy Friday – A World Cup Preview!
I was going to do this last week, but I ran out of time. Luckily, I had plenty of time last weekend to work…
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The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 7
At 2:55 on the dot, I walked out of the room and headed towards the pool. I like to be right on time. Not…