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Your “Oh, So Now It’s Patriotic?!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Fun fact: he wanted the seal on the side to avoid being meme’d about blowjobs. NFL Nuggets: The turds are mad at the punch…
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Your MXC Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: The negotiations between the union & the league are getting down to the nitty gritty of how to start the season: Players…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts XXIII
It’s the start of another week. Hopefully you all had a good weekend. Congratulations to monty this seems strange to me for guessing correctly…
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Sexy Friday, the real Mid-July 2020 edition
This week has been a real scorcher temperature-wise with hot temps all over the southern United States. Sexy Friday, as always, is bringing you…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts XXII
It seems that North American sports leagues think the only way to get back to playing is by doing mini-tournaments. The MLS’s mini-tournament is…
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Sexy Friday, Mid-July 2020 edition
I’m, as I’ve mentioned before, a Live and Let Die kind of person. I don’t really care if people do stupid things to themselves.…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts XXI
Eventual Balls Thoughts today turns 21! While that’s usually a momentous occasion in a young post’s life, the truth is that Eventual Balls Thoughts…
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Your “Enjoy Now” 4th of Ju Luau Open Thread
Ladies and germs, I know I won’t be the first to, but please allow me to wish you a very happy and hopefully safe…
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Sexy Friday, July 4th weekend 2020 edition
Since tomorrow is July 4th, today was a holiday for me. That meant no work and the start of a nice long weekend. Usually…
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Your So Happy It’s Thursday Before July 4th Holiday Open thread
Good evening, all! Your normal evening thread host, Beerguyrob, is off somewhere in British Columbia celebrating the end of the school year. That means…