Life as We Know It – Page 58 – [DOOR FLIES OPEN]

The D of S, Cerchio Uno

Place: A dark forest Time: A few minutes after TWBS got kicked out of St. Peter’s gates TWBS and BALLS are walking along a…

Eventual Balls Thoughts is now on Tuesdays after the AFL Beat until the AFL Grand Final when it will move to 7 AM unless…

So, today is September 11 and we all know what happened on that day. No need to discuss further. Instead, we are going to…

Have you ever wanted to own a gently-used Fleshlight? Have you ever wondered what it would feel like to have a gently-used Fleshlight displayed…

Place: Unknown Time: A few months ago. A bearded man wearing a baseball cap, a golf shirt, basketball shorts, and tennis shoes squints his…

Eventual Balls Thoughts is back on our regular schedule! HOWEVAH, something annoying like the NFL season is upon us, so this will be the…

Eventual Balls Thoughts is on this week on Tuesday instead of Monday because of the AFL’s compressed schedule, We will return to the normal…

This week I am continuing to feature sassy n sexy soccer ladies! Can you spot the hidden theme? It’s not just that these are…

Editor’s Note: This post originally ran in April 2018. In light of recent events, we thought it was appropriate to rerun it and remind…

Eventual Balls Thoughts is BACK, BABY! Well done to both Gumbygirl and Litre_cola (who correctly guessed without bothering to check to see if anyone…