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Eventual Balls Thoughts XXXI
Eventual Balls Thoughts is now on Tuesdays after the AFL Beat until the AFL Grand Final when it will move to 7 AM unless…
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Sexy Friday, you know what day it is today edition
So, today is September 11 and we all know what happened on that day. No need to discuss further. Instead, we are going to…
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Vital Contest Information! READ THIS NOW!
Have you ever wanted to own a gently-used Fleshlight? Have you ever wondered what it would feel like to have a gently-used Fleshlight displayed…
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The D of S, Prologue
Place: Unknown Time: A few months ago. A bearded man wearing a baseball cap, a golf shirt, basketball shorts, and tennis shoes squints his…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts XXX
Eventual Balls Thoughts is back on our regular schedule! HOWEVAH, something annoying like the NFL season is upon us, so this will be the…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts XXIX
Eventual Balls Thoughts is on this week on Tuesday instead of Monday because of the AFL’s compressed schedule, We will return to the normal…
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Sexy Friday, end of August 2020 edition
This week I am continuing to feature sassy n sexy soccer ladies! Can you spot the hidden theme? It’s not just that these are…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: Operation Mockingbird
Editor’s Note: This post originally ran in April 2018. In light of recent events, we thought it was appropriate to rerun it and remind…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts XXVIII
Eventual Balls Thoughts is BACK, BABY! Well done to both Gumbygirl and Litre_cola (who correctly guessed without bothering to check to see if anyone…
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Sexy Friday, what day is it today? edition
It’s not often that special days like wedding anniversaries, first date anniversaries, and anniversaries of the first time you had anal sex with your…