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The D of S, Cerchio Due

Place: Just outside the Castle of Limbo Time: A few minutes after TWBS and BALLS leave the Castle of Limbo. TWBS and BALLS are…

So, last week was Mexican Independence Day. In previous years, this would mean tons of people going to bars in Los Angeles and a…

Place: A dark forest Time: A few minutes after TWBS got kicked out of St. Peter’s gates TWBS and BALLS are walking along a…

Eventual Balls Thoughts is now on Tuesdays after the AFL Beat until the AFL Grand Final when it will move to 7 AM unless…

So, today is September 11 and we all know what happened on that day. No need to discuss further. Instead, we are going to…

Have you ever wanted to own a gently-used Fleshlight? Have you ever wondered what it would feel like to have a gently-used Fleshlight displayed…

Place: Unknown Time: A few months ago. A bearded man wearing a baseball cap, a golf shirt, basketball shorts, and tennis shoes squints his…

Eventual Balls Thoughts is back on our regular schedule! HOWEVAH, something annoying like the NFL season is upon us, so this will be the…

Eventual Balls Thoughts is on this week on Tuesday instead of Monday because of the AFL’s compressed schedule, We will return to the normal…

This week I am continuing to feature sassy n sexy soccer ladies! Can you spot the hidden theme? It’s not just that these are…