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Balls On… The Bond films of the 60s
I’ve read every James Bond book written by Ian Fleming, in order. I have watched every James Bond movie ever made, multiple times. Well,…
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“Foof” – A DJ Taj Grim Airy Tale.
Banner image via I’m just a little kid, it was late at night. I was scared of life having awakened from the dream…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts IX
How’s it going, everyone? Are we still following the “Safer At Home” or “Stay At Home” rules? I hope so. Here in California, I’m…
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I don’t know about you, but the need for outside contact has finally hit a wall. We met a friend in the park for…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts VIII
Another week has gone by and we are still following the “Stay At Home” or “Safer At Home” rules, right? It’s weird, but it…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts VII
I hope you are all following the “Safer At Home” or “Stay at Home” orders. It’s critical that we stop the spread of the…
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Talking Pandemic – With Special Guest
DFO talked to convicted murderer and anti-technology ideologue Theodore Ted Kaczynski about COVID-19. Commonly known as The Unabomber, Mr. Kach— Ted Kaczynski: Wait. Ideologue?…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts VI
How are we all doing with the “Safer At Home” or “Stay at Home” orders? I myself am still on the roads these weekdays…
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Your “Loyalty Counts For NOTHING!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: The Patriots released kicker Stephen Gostkowski on Monday, after 14 years on the team. I guess Brady wasn’t around to protect him…
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Senor in the City, Episode 2: Work in the Time of Corona
Senor Weaselo is a freelance musician living in New York City. As you would expect, this means he has had some stories and adventures…