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Your “And Then Depression Set In” Post Fitbawl Wednesday Daytime Open Thread
As much as we like to make fun of “The League”, having no Fitbawl to look forward to IS an adjustment. But there is…
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Senor in the City, Episode 0: The Knicks Game Story
Senor Weaselo is a freelance musician living in New York City. As you would expect, this means he has some stories and adventures. This…
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Love Not The Wronger
Sunday morning – a quiet suburban household before breakfast “Family meeting!” Each person in the house dreaded those words. No one likes talking about…
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Dok Zymm – International Woman of Mystery – Chapter 1
Author’s Note: This series of posts is borne out of my firm belief that Commentist Dok Zymm is actually a secret agent for a…
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Your “Who Is He Dares Enter These My Woods?” Monday Evening Open Thread
This past weekend I decided on one more quick trip out of town. Christmas with Mom had gone well, and WineWife wasn’t disappointed with…
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Sexy Soccer Saturday Morning Open Thread and Champions League Group Stage Review
Good morning everyone! Today is the first day this fall without any college football! No, Army-Navy doesn’t count as football. It’s on par with…
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Sexy Friday the 13th!
Our resident Sexy Friday writer, TWBS, is indisposed at the moment and so he asked in the back room if anyone wanted to take…
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Your “Expectations & Obligations” Saturday Evening Post
So tonight is WineWife’s Office Christmas party. We’ve all been down that road before – the +1 to a partner’s corporate function. It’s so…
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Copa América 2020 Group Stage Draw Recap
The draw took place yesterday even though we already knew which groups most teams would be in. How does that happen, you say? Well,…
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Euro 2020 Group Stage Draw Recap
The draw took place last Saturday even though not all teams have been determined. How does that happen, you say? Well, UEFA decided to…