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Your Sexy Soccer Saturday Early Morning Open Thread
Due to Halloween happening on Thursday this week and our talented writers regaling you with their spooky tales, I did not do a Thirsty…
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Balls on ASSignment: Thursday Night Football Review Week Eight
Welcome back! Last night, we got the still-undefeated San Francisco 49ers going against the Arizona Cardinals in Phoenix. This meant that the “home” crowd…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: Dia de los Muertos
INTERIOR, EL SANTO, MIAMI, FLORIDA The man walked into the dimly lit room uneasily. He didn’t go out much anymore, specially not to places…
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The Return of Temptation Island Talk: Episode 3
The title of this episode was “Guilt Ridden” but it really should have been “White Ashley’s Ass Comes Out”. There will be a screenshot…
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Your “It All Comes Down To This” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Today’s main news is all about deals that could have been, like: Devonta Freeman to the Lions. Andy Dalton just the hell…
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“When ‘All Y’all’ Are Better” – The 2019 Atlanta Falcons At Their Bye
Hi everyone, (checks nfl.com to see if Dan Quinn has been fired yet.) It’s your old pal Beerguyrob, with a mid-season looksee into the…
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Balls on ASSignment: Thursday Night Football Review Week Eight
Welcome back! Last night, we got a weird oddball matchup of the Washington American Football team versus the Vikings. I don’t think I can…
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The Return of Temptation Island Talk: Episode 2
Oh, my goodness! Remember how excited I was last time about the Return of Temptation Island Talk? Well, this season is turning out to…
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Thirsty Thursday Weekend Fútbol Preview and EPL Pool Update – EPL Round 10
We are back! As you know, this is your weekly post to remind you to put the EPL tips in, tell you who is…
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Balls on ASSignment: Thursday Night Football Review Week Seven
Welcome back! Last night, we got a classic AFC West battle between the Denver Broncos and the Kansas City Chiefs. On Fox. I still…