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Your 2019 AVN Awards Preview – Technical Categories
As you undoubtedly know, it’s Award Season in Hollywood: The Golden Globes, the Oscars, and, of course, the AVN Awards. Make it Snow will…
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Sometimes we CAN have nice things: The Return of Temptation Island!
Oh, kids! I was in a down mood after Sunday’s games and I was looking for something to cheer me up. Bob’s Burgers was…
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Your 2019 AVN Awards Preview – Acting Categories
As you undoubtedly know, it’s Award Season in Hollywood: The Golden Globes, the Oscars, and, of course, the AVN Awards. Make it Snow will…
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Your “Yep – The Darkest Timeline” Monday Evening Open Thread
Happy MLK Day to all the Commentists. NFL News: The NFL announced the 2019 International Games: Kansas City Chiefs at Los Angeles Chargers in…
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Love Actually – The Balls Review
Author’s Note: A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, I made a public DFO bet, which I promptly lost. My self-inflicted…
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Why no one in LA gives a **** about the Chargers
As i’m writing this, the Fox crew is still showing highlights of the Patriots’ convincing win over the Chargers in the Divisional Round. No…
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25 Questions – Bud Light Queen
While we may dislike the company itself and/or the product they sell (my Mexican friends famously call it “pipi beer”), you can’t deny that…
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New Year Resolutions Challenge
I asked in the DFO clubhouse if anyone did New Year’s Resolutions. The response was basically the banner image. Some choice comments: King Hippo:…
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Fun with Polls! Bob’s Burgers edition
So, I’ve decided to institute a new series for the new year. Coming hot On the heels of the fabulously successful Miss BumBum pageant…
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Your Last Sexy Soccer Saturday of 2018
Yes, I know. I’m sad too. However, there is no need to fret as the New Year will bring us a TON of fun…