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Your MNF Week 14 Open Thread
The parking lot was full of cars, but everyone was already inside. We were late. It was her company Christmas party and I really…
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2018 Quotables – Week 13 (Results)
So it turns out Blax has had a sinus infection this week and is still under the weather. Just call me a hunky fireman…
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Your Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread – Dec 1
Later this gorgeous Pacific Time morning, I’ll be heading out to the LA Convention Center to check out the LA Auto Show. I may…
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[DFOnline] Red to the Dead to the Redemption 2
It has been some time since we’ve had a [DFOnline] post ’round these parts. Back in March, I was originally going to showcase a…
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Gazing into Balls’ Crystal Balls – Week 12
As I mentioned last week, this is my weekly outlook as to who will make the playoffs, who won’t, who will win, and who…
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Gazing into Balls’ crystal balls
Trust me, you do NOT want to see the other images I considered for this post. This will be my weekly outlook as to…
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Miss Bumbum – A Teaching Moment
As you may recall, the DFO team had a homework assignment a couple of months back. On September 7, 2018, on the eve of…
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Cleveland Browns At Bye (-7)
I trust Hippo is not the only one that will get that joke. So, true story, the call was made in the DFO back…
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