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Your Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread
This time, I’ll REALLY put the sexy in the Soccer Saturday Open Thread! You see, kids, the person that was originally going to write…
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The Whatsonville Jaguars?, I Don’t Know Them.
INTERIOR, HALLWAY OF A MANHATTAN LUXURUY HIGH RISE BUILDING. Balls (checking address): This is the place. [Knocks on door] Balls: Ian, are you in…
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Boots on the Ground! Things to do in Denver When You’re Drunk Pt 2: Red Rocks!
Welcome back to another edition of Boots On The Ground! In part 1 of this 2-part series I shared my experiences in and around…
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Your Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread!
It’s my turn again and this time we have a FULL slate of games and there are some really good ones on today! Without…
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AFL Beat 2018 Finals Week 2
This week, we will have an abbreviated AFL Beat as real life got in the way. TO THE GAMES! Welcome to Balls of Steel’s…
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Boots On The Ground – “The Summer of 50” Part 2: How To Create A Liquor & Golf Vacation
In Part 1 of the series, I covered how to create a veneer of respectability around an event by giving it a title. In…
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Please Gamble Responsibly
On Labour Day Weekend, my lazy Saturday started with a vigorous masturbation session and only got better from there. On Hippo’s JV Footy Open…
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Boots On The Ground – “The Summer of 50” Part 1: A Veneer of Respectability
So, this summer I turned 50. Not a big deal to most, as average life spans are now at the highest they’ve ever been,…
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AFL Beat 2018 Finals Week 1
This week, And Dustin Martin is good. Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! The First Qualifying Final started things off with #1 Richmond…
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