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Your “Can You Use It In A Sentence Please? Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Just the worst news: Nick Foles’ wife had a miscarriage, so that’s why he left OTAs. She developed pneumonia during her 15th…
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Your “Barely Making An Effort” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: The Jags are trying out Terrelle Pryor. As a Wide Receiver. They have enough terrible backup QBs. He played for both the…
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Your “Nope – That’s Not Entertainment” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: It is 100 days to the start of the NFL season. Not uncoincidentally, the NFLPA sent out a note to all registered…
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Your Memorial Day Monday Evening Open Thread
It’s a holiday, so the quiet NFL offseason is extra quiet today. I hope all the American commentists enjoyed all the barbecues, beers &…
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Your “CRAP! – My Back!” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Jesus Tapdancing Christ, did I feel old today. My back flared up, and I lost half the feeling below the waist. THE GOOD FEELING!…
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Your “Oh God – Not Even Baseball!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Some mentally ill member of the Honey Badger’s family tried to extort between $1.5 – $5.0 million from him. A cousin in…
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Your “Whatever You Say, Man” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Bucs have inked Ndamukong Suh to a one-year deal to ply his wares in pirate country. This will mark Suh’s fourth team…
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Your Victoria Day Monday Evening Open Thread
As I repeat every Victoria Day: Under Canadian law, the date is reserved in anniversary of the birth of the monarch. A national commemoration…
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Your “Keeping Things In Perspective” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Cardinals CB Patrick Peterson has been suspended six games for a PED violation. A six-game suspension on a player’s first violation stems from…
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Your “All Is Well” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: In a sure sign the Jets are ready to challenge for the AFC East, they have fired general manager Mike Maccagnan & named…