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Tucson, Ch. 1: Why the Mark Davis of Cities May Not be the Best Choice for Mark Davis
Hello. Sebastian Blax here. As many of you may have noticed, I’ve been away from the NFL HOT TAEKS game for a couple months…
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Your “It’s Not Free Money” Saturday Evening Open Thread
I moved my music & comedy ramblings to Sunday night, so I could bring this up. Before it becomes old news, rumours are Kaep…
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Your “Happy Hallmark Holiday, Honey” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Being allergic to cocoa, I consider Valentine’s Day to be nothing more than a plot by BIG CHOCOLATE to try & kill me. NFL…
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Your “Having An Elite Day” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The big, bland, elite news of the day is the Broncos agreeing to a trade for Joe Flacco. It won’t be official…
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Your “Okay – Time For The Good Stuff” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
The very good boy in the banner pic is GCHS CH VON ENGELS DESIGNATED DRIVER FROM INDIAN HILL, the 2019 Westminster Kennel Club Best of…
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Your “Calling All Bitches & Sires” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Mike Florio is already sounding the death knell for the AAF. Likely because he’s a dick. He claims it needs stars to…
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Your “Yay – League Bureaucracy Will Keep Me Engaged” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The NFL has published its list of all 338 Combine invitees. The Combine starts February 26th in Indianapolis, once they sweep the…
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The Bleergh Report – Regular season roundup
ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh, here’s the regular season’s best and worst penalties. There were 45,144 total plays this year. Of those plays…
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Your “Nobody Likes A Quitter, But Failing Too Often Is Worse” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: In the wake of losing the Defensive Coordinator to becoming head coach in Miami, the Patriots have decided to turn their defense…
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Your “What’s Worse – A Pattern or a Trend?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Following up on a balls comment from last night’s Open Thread, the Super Bowl viewership rating was a 41.1, or an average…