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Your “All About That (In)Action, Boss!”” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Tracy Porter has been waived by the Bears. Backup QB news: Matt McGloin has been signed by the Eagles T.J. Yates has been…
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The Bachelor: NFL Edition
CHRIS HARRISON: Good evening, and welcome to a very special episode of The Bachelor. I’m…
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Your “Dull Sideshow Full of Quacks and Clowns and Philistines” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Reminder: the Draft is three weeks today. NFL News: Beastmode will become a Raider, probably sometime before the draft. John Schneider says his relationship…
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Your “Sorry, I Feel Like Crap” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Sorry I’m not my usual verbose self in the write-up. I’ve got a head full of snot, a lung full of phlegm, and a…
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Your “The Reign Of Error Is Over” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
I think we can all agree he wasn’t that bad a quarterback. He lasted over 10 years (most of them healthy!) in a league…
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Booth Review
/intercom buzzes SECRETARY: Mr. Berson? Your 9am is here. DAVID: Ugh, Samantha, I asked you not to interrupt me. :fidgets: How long has he…
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CrimeBeat!: Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride Edition
Good men and women of DFO, rejoice, for I have heard your cry. Deep in my Timeless Slumber, though empires and eons passed me…
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Your “It’s 4 Weeks Until the Draft!” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Start predicting how the Browns will waste all those draft picks. NFL News: In a bid to force Boltman’s appearance at his Hall…
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Your “There’s Even Less On Tonight?!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Consider it bullshit until you hear actual numbers and/or draft picks mentioned, but someone is spreading rumours that the Seahawks are listening…
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Your “Man, There’s Really Nothing On” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: non-Raiders: a 4-year extension will ensure Jason Witten remains a Cowboy for life. Chris Long has left the Patriots for the Eagles…