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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 3
[6:43pm, dusk, Exterior of balls’ kick ass beach house, Deck/Patio area] At the bottom of the stairs leading from balls’ house down to the…
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Your “Outrage!” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Tuesday is the start of the official free agency “tampering window”, where teams can contact available players ahead of the new League-year…
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Your “Rick & Michonne’s Romantic Getaway” Walking Dead Recap
This fricking show. Sure, there were actual zombie kills this week. And the situation they found themselves in seemed plausible given the context of…
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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 2
The sun is setting as tWBS approaches the small villa where balls has instructed him to go…. balls: Get there and knock as the…
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Barrelling Towards More Beer: The Second Annual Atwater March Pub Crawl
Greetings! For the second year in a row, I’ll be hosting a pub crawl in the Atwater Village neighborhood of Los Angeles. It’s this…
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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 1
[10:05 AM, Interior of Dave, The 5, heading south] tWBS: I thought you said we had to stick to the yellow. balls: Yes. tWBS:…
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DFO Poker Club Announcement
I mentioned this on the AFL Beat, but it bears repeating: DFO Poker Club We at DFO are constantly looking for ways to improve…
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Your “Well – Look At That?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Another big day here at [DFO]. This morning’s missive, “Get To Know A Microbrew!” was the site’s 2500th post. THAT’S GOOD HUSTLE! To…
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In Search of a Goddess – Prologue
[2:33 am, Interior, Bedroom] The telephone rings, interrupting tWBS’s masturb…..errrrrr, waking him up. tWBS: Hello? Man on Phone: It’s time. tWBS: Time for what? …
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25 Questions About the NFL from a barely interested former “fan”
I’ve changed the title a bit, but we’re back with 25 questions. I want to keep it at 25 although I am totally tempted…