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    January 11, 2017

    1/9/2017 I don’t say much about me or mine. It’s not interesting to me, until I talk about it, at which point everyone says…

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    January 2, 2017

    Author’s Note: Today is the beginning of the offseason for 62.5% of the NFL teams.  Thus, our offseason DFO #content begins!  Stay tuned for…

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    DFO Note:  Our own Jerry Was A Shogun Named Marcus was kind enough to brave the elements and his team not doing as well…

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