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Local Beat Reporter Bud Winston has the SCOOP on Johnny Football’s Rehab Stay!!!!
Friends, loyal readers, and all of my ex-wives: Yes, I DO still exist, which should please two out of three of those categories. Reports…
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Pick your guernsey!
As WhyEaglesWhy mentioned in a komment on the AFL Beat post, the special jerseys (or guernseys as they call them in Australia) being used…
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How to Improve our Country – Part 1
I was reading Old School Zero’s komment on the AFL Beat post about sports holidays and that gave me an idea. Consider this the…
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Dead Air: Brady and the Boston Deflator
Brady: You know, looking back, it’s hard to believe Ballghazi seemed like such a big deal at the time. Like, there was even an argument…
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Local Beat Reporter Bud Winston On The Saggy Balls Of #Deflategate
Dateline: May 6, 2015 Greetings and salutations, patient readers! I’ve enjoyed my time away from my trusty word processor on my forced vacation this…
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Jonny J and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
(Scene: Albuquerque, NM. Late in the night, or perhaps early in the morning. A nondescript apartment, dimly lit. Sounds of pleasure from multiple individuals…
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Thank You For Calling Illegal Aid
Interviewer: Hello, thank you for calling Illegal Aid, how can I help you? Caller: Hi! I’m so glad I got through, I was on…
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Netflix GETS ME
I just got this recommended to me in an email today: Scrotal Recall Season 1 2014 6 Episodes In his quest for true love,…
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Local Beat Reporter Bud Wintson Interviews Philip Rivers
Dateline: April 14th, 2015 Hello, dear readers, and welcome to a special dispatch from the road. I’d normally be filling your eyes with typeset…
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Posts To Make Jokes On, Ranked
1. Kontent Klearinghouse 2. Liveblog 3. Various football news posts 4. Creepy Fanfiction 5. Fans React Reasonably 6. Komments of the Week 7. The…