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Danger Elbow: A Puppy Injury Tale
I got my first Kai Ken in early 2014. They’re a special and exceedingly rare breed of ancient Japanese hunting dog that bond very…
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Your 2026 World Cup Immodest Proposal
In his 2022 World Cup Quarterfinal Open Thread, the esteemed Mr. King Hippo, Esq. came up with a pretty good idea for how to…
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Your 2022 World Cup España Preview
The last time I did a preview, I gave you a stereotypical look at the country of my birth. This time, I could give…
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Your 2022 World Cup México Preview
The long and the short of it is that México, the land of my birth, isn’t doing Jack Shit in Qatar except picking up…
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Things To Do In Baltimore When Moderately Drunk
Write the Saturday morning DFO column. Forget the loose idea one had in mind for the Saturday morning DFO column. Sweat like a Black…
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BOTG Seems Very Likely – Sign-Up Sheet Nightly Thread
No, this isn’t like signing up for one’s week in the barrel. I am not much of a planner, but I wanted to take…
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AFL Beat! AFLW Finals Week 1 (continued) aaaand AFL Round 2!
This week, it’s all about one man: Lance “Buddy” Franklin became only the 6th person in the over 100 year history of Australian Rules…
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Sundays With Litre, Now with Less Litre!
Your illustrious host for the Sunday evening Open Thread is in Toronto this weekend for the Canada-Jamaica World Cup Qualifier game. This is important…
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AFL Beat! AFLW Finals Week One and AFL Round 1!
This week, the AFLW Finals started! Sort of. Apparently, COVID went through the Collingwood team and their game against Brisbane was postponed. As of…