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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #2 – “Baker’s Dozen”
Tonight’s episode: BAKER’S DOZEN It was a fresh crisp evening in the Pacific Northwest. The hipsters were riding their bikes to the food truck…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #1 – “Love in a Locker”
Tonight’s Episode: Love in a Locker It was a late spring / early summer day in woody Connecticut. Schools were letting out and…
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Who Could It Be Now?
EXT. CLEVELAND BROWNS ORGANIZED TEAM ACTIVITIES – BEREA, OH Roster mastermind Paul DePodesta watches OTAs from a golf cart in the shade near the practice field. As…
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Back in the Barrel With Ya
Our esteemed alot of beer is out doing life things that may or may not be more important than reviewing beer for imaginary internet…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Is that Hotdish? Oh yah, you betcha!
Good morning folks! Welcome back. A thought passed through my mind awhile back while I was in the middle of a two-day prep, hours…
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In Search of a Goddess – The Finale
[Dusk, Joshua Tree National Park] balls leans in to look at the dashboard of the new girl’s car, just as tWBS has asked. He’s…
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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 12
We rejoin our three (3? Yeah, 3!) heroes as tWBS and balls are pitching their tents (phrasing) at a campsite in Joshua Tree National…
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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 11
[4:26PM, Somewhere in the California Desert] The duo climbs back into Dave and tWBS starts the engine. Without speaking, he then reaches into the…
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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 10
[6:24pm, Gilbert, Arizona] The two have now spent hours at the golf course eating, drinking and looking at girls and have predictably lost track…
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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 9
[7:36pm, Tombstone, Arizona] The sun is about to duck below the horizon and the last of the day’s glow is soon destined to follow. …