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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Raising The Dead
Happy All Hallows Eve weekend. My name is Lloyd and I’ll be your bartender today. Go ahead and pull up a seat. Don’t worry…
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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Oh, we got ourselves a live one here don’t we? I was reading that these two squadoos have the best combined record of all…
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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread
Did you catch that amazing one-hander by Danny Dimes? Probably the 2nd-best ever by a Giant-the only one better was Jason Seahorn snagging a…
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Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Wow, that upset was something else, huh? Who could have predicted the Giants doing that? Kidding! Cincy walking into Baltimore and hanging 41 on…
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Your Very Next Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
To The Games! Eagles/Raiders: Can Carr get to 340 yards and at least 2 TDs? That’s been the benchmark for him in Raiders wins.…
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Your Sunday Morning NFL Football Open Thread
“Well, we don’t have an early game in London this week but we do have a shitshow in New Jersey!” says the NFL marketing…
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Sexy Friday, Almost Halloween 2021 edition
This week, I have no Balls’ Thoughts O’ Da Week as it’s been a very crazy week at work and I also had to…
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Your “Case Keenum To The Rescue!” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Welp, they’re (espn, among others) calling it ‘Bye-mageddon’ which is silly, cute, contrived or a blend of all three, depending upon where you’re coming…
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Your Substitute Teacher’s Monday Night Football Open Thread
Hey! Put that down. As you know, your regular instructor Mr. Scotchnaut won’t be able to… No, he doesn’t have COVID. He’s got… NO. …
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Your “It’s Last Call!” Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Yet another day of games almost done. And so am I. Seriously, my mind’s a blank. To The Game! Seahawks/Steelers: -I’ve never been much…