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Your “Wasn’t That A Party?” Saturday Evening NFL Football Open Thread
The wife’s family on her mom’s side is a behemoth-the granny, being a good French Catholic and all, had eight (?) kids so she…
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Your “Can They Actually Do It?” Saturday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
I did everything right. I was smart about it. I had Cookie Monster as a starter and grabbed the handcuff Mattison in case things…
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Benvenuto Don Carlo! Lesser Footy (and Early NFL Special) Open Thread
Oh my cats, y’all. Cue Ron Paul, because It’s Happening! Mikel Arteta (who may be on the touchline this am for the Gooners) thinks…
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The Friday Evening Pre-Christmas Open Thread Post
Welcome to my last post of the year. I asked Seamus if he wouldn’t mind switching with me, and he readily agreed since it’s…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Get Cracking!
Happy Friday before Christmas, Hanukkah, Festivus, & Kwanzaa. Sticking with the seasonal beverage theme we’ve been on since last week, I decided to kick…
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Your “Slow Tuesday Before Xmas” Daytime Open Thread
I drove to western North Carolina early this morning. Very early. And back. Pain in my ass but it had to be done. Then…
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Your “History In The Making?” Monday Night Football Open Thread
Heckfire! That was a great day of football yesterday. So many twists, turns, silliness and what have you. If you haven’t, you must read…
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Your Hobo-Free Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Killing is hard. It takes a toll-not only on the prey but also on the perpetrator. And that’s why there’s a one week moratorium…
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Your Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Here’s hoping that none of my guys defecated the bed during the early slate. TO THE GAMES! Jags/Raiders: Jacobs is listed as questionable and…
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Your “Fantasy Semi-Finals Ahoy!” NFL Football Open Thread
Just don’t tell me your league has their final on week 17 because that’s plain silly. TO THE GAMES! Pats/Cincy: As per the usual,…
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