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Uneventful November Days – Sabado Open Thread
Few things make me feel my age MOAR than counting the years between “Mellow Gold” (which every fuckhead, yours included, owned) and his recent…
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Your “Colours Make Things Interesting – Part Three” Friday Evening Open Thread
I bet you thought I’d forgotten about this little series. Well, “series” might be pushing it considering that this is only the third installment…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Cocktails for the Cure
Welcome back drinkers. Originally I had something else to show off to you fine folks this week, however, at the last minute I made…
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Your “It Was The Altitude!-The Loser” Monday Night Mexico City NFL Football Open Thread
Dontcha love ready-made excuses? I myself have used, “The water was really cold”, “Uh, sorry. I guess I drank too much”, “The dog ate…
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Your Sunday Night Fun Night NFL Football Open Thread
These food drives are a pain in the ass, especially on a blustery, snowy day like this. Door to door, house to house-there’s maybe…
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Your “Onward and Upward-Or at Least Sideways!” Sunday Afternoon NFL Open Thread
[looks at late slate offerings] Oof! This slate is a bit of a skinny one, isn’t it? Ah, we’ll make the best of it…
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Your “Hey Julie, Whatta Ya Think of the Falcons New RB?” Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
It’s not a good joke but it’s better than my “The Hills Have Eyes” riff that I couldn’t quite put together. TO THE GAMES!…
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The “You Say Today Is. . .Saturday?” Evening Open Thread
I missed the video party last night, but I’ll take “Modern covers I’m unsure about” for $500, Alex. It’s fine. It’s not “drags me…
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Your “Well I Guess That’s Music, Allegedly – #3” Friday Evening Open Thread
Yeah, it’s been a while. But you remember. This is one of those weeks where I can’t think of anything else so I choose…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Use Your Infusion II
Welcome back everyone. Just like Guns N’ Roses released Use Your Illusion 1 and 2 in the same year, I’m going for back to…
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