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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Old Fashioned 2: Electric Boogaloo
Well, it’s Friday. We made it through another week. Let’s have a drink to celebrate. As suggested a couple weeks ago, I decided to…
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Your “Twice in a Row Would be Nice” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
There were some fool-adjacent blowhards last week (me) that yakked from their gum disease-riddled mouths to the top of their phlegm-soaked lungs that last…
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New Year Resolutions 2019 – Three Quarter Time Update
As you may remember, I did a post at the beginning of the year outlining my goals for the year and encouraging you to…
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Your “Does This Look Rushed? Because It Is” Monday Night Football Open Thread
No time to talk! Fallout: -Vontaze Burfict will be given the rest of the season off to not think about what he did to…
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Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Business is brisk at The Salvation Army store on Sundays. It wasn’t always this way, hell it wasn’t even open on Sunday before I…
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Your “Perfectly Adequate, Nothing More” NFL Football Open Thread
None of these tilts strike me as that compelling but what do I know? I was dead wrong about the Thursday Nighter. AND AS…
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Your “I’m Just Here For The Dolphin Slaughter” NFL Football Open Thread
Perusing team stats it’s remarkable how playing the Fins skews pretty much everything from ‘good’ to ‘wowzers!’. Average rushing yards, sacks, pressures, passes defended-it…
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Your Saturday Evening “One Week Until Hockey” Open Thread
Sure, I know the regular season kicks off on Wednesday – get your paragraph previews in to me ASAP please – but for most…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Wake Up!
Happy Friday! I hope you’re all enjoying the Rugby World Cup currently going on. As much fun as the games are, the unfortunate reality…
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Your “Look Who Came Crawling Back!” Thursday Night Football
Yeah, Melvin Gordon is back in the cranky, hardline bosom of the Spanos family. It’s about time a rich white cabal won a showdown…