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Wangs of New York: Your 2019 Buffalo Bills Bye Week Bonanza
[Interior. Press Room at the Meadowlands. JOSH ALLEN is at the podium, answering questions after beating the New York “Football” “Giants”.] ANONYMOUS PR FLACK:…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: We’re Getting Sour!
Hello and welcome back fellow drinkers. Fall is upon us and the weather (at least in the Northeast) is finally cooling down and temperatures…
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Your “Practice Squad? More Like Suicide Squad, Amirite?” Thursday Kristallnacht Football Open Thread
What is there to say? This game is not for the gentle of soul, nor the weak of stomach, the loose of bowels, the…
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Sometimes we CAN have nice things: The Return of Temptation Island Talk!
Oh, kids! I was scanning YouTube last week (Wednesday, to be exact) looking for the latest How To Drink video and I saw an…
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Your “Who Could be Calling at This Hour, Honey?” Monday Night Football Open Thread
Let’s get right to it, shall we? Fallout: -The Potato Skins-classy as ever-living fuck. Poor old Jay certainly had it coming but GM Bruce…
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Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
On these cool, crisp afternoons I like to do a bit of driving. I’m not by any means a ‘fall colours’ kinda guy but…
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Your “Two Whole Games?!” Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
If the London Game had been an early morning affair, yes, I get it. I’d be totally fine with that. But this is ‘our’…
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Your “But I Wanted a Quadruple-header!” Sunday Football Open Thread
T’aint fair! The NFL giveth with the one hand and taketh away with the other. AS ALWAYS! Hey, as long as I’m shouting… TO…
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Your Saturday Evening “Working Hard Or Hardly Working” Open Thread
It was a fairly long week at school. Cold & flu season has begun in earnest, combined with the calendar making Canadian Thanksgiving a…
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Your “Aw Crap I Forgot It’s Friday Already” Friday Evening Open Thread
Seriously. With everything going on around here, I was a day further behind than I thought I was. I thought it was still Thursday.…