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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Popping Champagne
Hello to the new Deadspin refugees! To everyone else, welcome back to Cocktail of the Week! Now back in its usual slot after a…
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Your “Use Your Words!” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
[kicks empty vodka bottles under couch, turns around] Oh hey, didn’t see you there. Gotdamn! A lot of stuff happened today and I can’t…
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The Return of Temptation Island Talk: Episode 3
The title of this episode was “Guilt Ridden” but it really should have been “White Ashley’s Ass Comes Out”. There will be a screenshot…
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Your “Step Right Up, Good Seats Still Available!” Monday Night Football Open Thread
A partially-closed DeShaun Watson eye scans the NFL… Fallout: -Kenyan Drake is off to the desert. He’ll likely get the start on Thursday night…
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Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
I looked down at my battered cardboard suitcase and smiled. My larger-than-average pocketknife (his name is ‘Buck’) was nestled inside his sheath which was…
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Your “Movin’ On Up!” Late Slate NFL Football Open Thread
That early slate was something wasn’t it? (is composing this at 9am EST) It had all kinds of this and more than a little…
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Your “Let’s Get It Started!” Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
That’s a Black-Eyed Peas tune, isn’t it? Well, at least I didn’t reference I Gotta A Feeling like I just did. Damnit! TO THE…
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Your “Stupid Poindexters” Saturday Evening Open Thread
I can’t remember where I read it yesterday, and I’m too lazy to look for it, but it seems to have held true through…
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Your “A Good Kick In The Pants” Friday Evening Open Thread
Here at [DFO] we like to pride ourselves on our “No Pants Rule”. We exercise it whenever we can. While it is a running…
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Your “WEVENGE! Faux-Narrative” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Oh, sure Adrian Peterson has yakked a bit about getting back at the old club but there’s other stuff out there about all the…