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Your “Movin’ On Up!” Late Slate NFL Football Open Thread
That early slate was something wasn’t it? (is composing this at 9am EST) It had all kinds of this and more than a little…
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Your “Let’s Get It Started!” Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
That’s a Black-Eyed Peas tune, isn’t it? Well, at least I didn’t reference I Gotta A Feeling like I just did. Damnit! TO THE…
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Your “Stupid Poindexters” Saturday Evening Open Thread
I can’t remember where I read it yesterday, and I’m too lazy to look for it, but it seems to have held true through…
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Your “A Good Kick In The Pants” Friday Evening Open Thread
Here at [DFO] we like to pride ourselves on our “No Pants Rule”. We exercise it whenever we can. While it is a running…
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Your “WEVENGE! Faux-Narrative” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Oh, sure Adrian Peterson has yakked a bit about getting back at the old club but there’s other stuff out there about all the…
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The Return of Temptation Island Talk: Episode 2
Oh, my goodness! Remember how excited I was last time about the Return of Temptation Island Talk? Well, this season is turning out to…
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Your “It’s World Series Eve!” Monday Night Football Open Thread
What, you thought I was going to reference this bukkakke-ganza of a game in the title? For shame… Fallout: -It would seem that Matt…
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Your “1-4, Northern Ontario Hobos At The Bye” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Last season was good. I won’t deny that. My only setback was at the switchyard when I ran into… complications. Ahh, no harm done-to…
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Your “It’s Four O’Clock, Do You Know Where Your Games Are?” NFL Football Open Thread
They’re right here where they always are you silly billy! We at Door Flies Open would never let you down. No matter how bad…
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Your Sunday Early Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Yeah, I know westies, it’s still morning out there. But for just once could those of us in the eastern time zones pretend that…
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