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Your “Keep it Going!” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Okay, if you’ve been with us since the start we’ll look the other way if you deem it necessary to take a nap. You…
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Your “Let The Good Times Continue To Roll” NFL Football Open Thread
There’s more? There’s more. TO THE GAMES! Potato Skins/Bills: The extremely raw yet not-ready rook qb Dwayne Haskins will get his helmet handed to…
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Your “I’d Rather be Bog Snorkeling” Sunday Morning London NFL Football Open Thread
What? You didn’t think I’d make some sort of lame Brexit joke, did you? My lame jokes are all my own, friend. Well, here…
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Your “Riding That Sugar High” Friday Evening Open Thread
Last night as I was driving home, I noticed multiple hordes of hooligans roaming the street and looking for trouble it seemed. They were…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Popping Champagne
Hello to the new Deadspin refugees! To everyone else, welcome back to Cocktail of the Week! Now back in its usual slot after a…
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Your “Use Your Words!” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
[kicks empty vodka bottles under couch, turns around] Oh hey, didn’t see you there. Gotdamn! A lot of stuff happened today and I can’t…
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The Return of Temptation Island Talk: Episode 3
The title of this episode was “Guilt Ridden” but it really should have been “White Ashley’s Ass Comes Out”. There will be a screenshot…
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Your “Step Right Up, Good Seats Still Available!” Monday Night Football Open Thread
A partially-closed DeShaun Watson eye scans the NFL… Fallout: -Kenyan Drake is off to the desert. He’ll likely get the start on Thursday night…
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Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
I looked down at my battered cardboard suitcase and smiled. My larger-than-average pocketknife (his name is ‘Buck’) was nestled inside his sheath which was…
