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My Vasectomy Adventure – At Least they Give you Drugs
“Nurse, part of his vans popped out and it’s on the floor.” That’s an actual quote from an actual doctor who was actually cutting…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Irish Stew and a discussion of all the Cute Furry Animals. That We Kill. And Eat.
Hey everybody! I’m back! I took the last 2 weeks off to attend to some things, including totally fucking dominating a homemade pizza challenge.…
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Commentists as role models?
Hello there a little while back some of the commentist party got in to a discussion about their offspring. I was a little down…
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TGISF…aka Your “Yeah, The Lollipop Helped a Little” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Soooooo…. More cryptic titles from your ol’ pal tWBS? You’re darned tootin’. I need to keep you folks on your toes, don’t I? This…
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Cleats on the Ground – WBC (VZ v PR & DR v US)
Four games down, two to go. And the nightcap being a win or go home game! The organizers must have loved that. This is…
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Cleats on the Ground – WBC (DR v VZ)
When we arrived to this game, we cruised around the stadium to see anything that might have been upgraded. Nothing seemed to have changed…
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TGISF…aka Your “I’ve Been Threatened If I Don’t Go Green” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Yeah, a certain someone who shall remain nameless made sure to remind me it was St. Paddy’s Day upcoming, and I had better observe…
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Cleats on the Ground – WBC (US v VZ)
First off, thank you to Low Commander for the new header. Pregame again was same beer but better food. My buddy knows how to…
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Your “Beware The Ides of March, and 15-Seeds too” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Revis Island is no longer an Alcatraz offshoot, as the Pittsburgh assault charges against him have been dismissed. he then doubled-down on Pittsburgh,…
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Your “Play-In Games Are Bullcrap!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Kind of a short write-up today. I’m quite hung over. Yes, it was worth it, until the wife finds out I dropped $100 on…