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Facts vs TV: The Green Bay Experience
DFO Note: Our own Jerry Was A Shogun Named Marcus was kind enough to brave the elements and his team not doing as well…
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![Your “Monday, Bloody Monday” [no apologies to U2 whatsoever] NFL Open Thread](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/jets.jpg)
Your “Monday, Bloody Monday” [no apologies to U2 whatsoever] NFL Open Thread
Glad to see you made it through the day. It’s always a bit of a relief to get this stupid day into your rear-view…
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Your “With Any Luck, We’ll Get Out Of Here Alive” Sunday Night NFL Open Thread
Did your team acquit itself well? How about that play in that Lions game? How embarrassing. I feel sorry for the fans of *fill…
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Your “Do I Have To Choose Just One?” Late Afternoon NFL Open Thread
Well, lookee here folks! On paper we’ve got ourselves some entertaining games on hand. Related:The NFL is being quarantined for “Broken Clock Syndrome”. I’m…
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![Your [holds out arm] “Dammit! Give Me My Fix!” NFL Sunday Afternoon’er Open Thread](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/pats.jpg)
Your [holds out arm] “Dammit! Give Me My Fix!” NFL Sunday Afternoon’er Open Thread
I may have *fallen asleep* before the Thursday nighter even started. Maybe I didn’t. I’m not sure. Later adulthood is a never-ending blur of…
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TGISF…aka Your “Praise Joe Pesci” Sexy Friday Open Thread
[Door Flies Open] tWBS stumbles into the [DFO] clubhouse, mildly drunk (yeah right…mildly). He is wearing no pants. He’s holding a nearly empty fifth…
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Your “Not Tonight Denver, I’ve Got A Headache” Thursday Night NFL Open Thread
The internets are telling me that NFL viewership is down. How much? Enough to worry some wonks, that’s how much. My solution to this…
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Vikings Bye Week Update: Week 6 and The Living is Easy.
What we’ve witnessed so far for the 2016 Vikings season has been a mix-up of inspirational, tragic, head-scratching, awe-inspiring, ferocious and a lot of…
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CrimeBeat!: The White Album Edition
Hello and welcome back to CrimeBeat!, the internet’s only source for NFL crime-related news not beholden to donors, party politics or special interests. Brought…