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Your Sunday Night Open Thread
Min @ GB: Well! That was an interesting day right up until the booze made a guy go to SleepyTown. Both these teams are…
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Your Happy Scrappy 4PM Slate Open Thread
TB @ Car: And lo! What have we here? Another game that means nada. Looking at the Panthers over the last couple of games you…
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Your Last Full Slate Sunday Open Thread
It’s a divisiongameapalooza! I won’t be bothering to go thru all the myriad playoff what-if’s. I’ll leave that to the many, many announcers that…
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Your New Year’s Eve Open Thread
/arrives home today at 3pm Son: All done work, dad? Me: No. I’ve got to make a few phone calls and then put something…
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Drinkin’ classy on the cheap
Much like the feel of fine velour on your thighs, we all crave the taste of fine champagne on our palettes, especially when we…
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National Semifinals (and Prelude Exhibition) Preview
I drove into my downtown office this morning, and even though I don’t live in a REAL city…twas quickly reminded of how much I…
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A Day Time Open Thread? A Day Time Open Thread
I hope that in the future the words ‘ironic’ and ‘erotic’ become synonyms. I’d always assumed that the movie One Million Years BC was…
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Your Very Last Monday Nighter Open Thread
Cin @ Den: What to make of Denver? They’re the first team in a few years to not score any points at all in the…
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Your Week 16 Sunday Nighter Open Thread
NYG @ Min: According to one Giants fan site, D coordinator Steve Spagwhatever is still stewing about the loss to the Panthers. Buddy, you’ve…
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Your Not Too Bad Looking Late Afternoon Slate Open Thread
Jax @ NO: If you’re a fan of invisible D’s have I got a game for you. Both of these teams have racked up a…
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