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Your Morning of the Super Bowl Open Thread
Welcome to the holiest of days, according to Vegas. With that in mind, I’ll toss some lines at you (that meant something different in…
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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Hate Week Libations
Why hello there, and welcome to Hate Week Friday. Where oh where to begin? There is so much to hate on right now, almost too much…
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YOUR 2025 AVN Awards Winners
Yes, it’s time to look back fondly on the butts and breasts that were fondled the best in 2024. Last time, I brought to…
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Sexy Friday – 20250131
TGIF! Well how about that? One month down for the year. But at least we have no football this weekend! Survival – Personal Edition…
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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Carbon Copies
Welcome once again to Friday, the happiest day of the week. This week I was thumbing through the Savoy cocktail book looking for inspiration…
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Your Thirsty Thursday Open Thread
I haven’t had a beer in 1.25 dog years. (when you go to two decimal points people think you’re good at math. Suckers.) This…
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Dante Hicks Tribute Carpenter Jorb
Allegheny County 9-1-1, what’s the address— oh, so(u)rry. Force of habit and whatnot. Actually, if yinz didn’t know, there’s a pre-recorded bump of that…
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Them Monday Blues: Your Open Thread
It’s that dreaded time of year-no football for two weeks and the next game on the docket is when the ‘normals’ pile in and…
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Game of the Year: The 2nd
It’s been a whole seven days since we’ve watched two juggernauts go at it. I’ll say a few things but this tilt kinda speaks…
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Your Commies/Eagles Open Thread
Here we go! This should be a fun one, let’s dig in… To The Game! Commanders/Eagles: -Is Hurts at full strength? Is the Tush…