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Your Superb Owl Open Thread
Welp, it’s finally here. As with most of the folks here, I could do without all the silly stories surrounding the game designed to…
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Your Pre-Superb Owl Open Thread
Welcome one and all! I type this as I’m drinking my marshmallow hot chocolate/ dark roast coffee half and half. T’is a most special…
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YOUR 2024 AVN Awards Winners! (And Open Thread)
Last time, I presented to you the list of nominees along with my picks for the winners. It’s time to find out how well…
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Sexy Friday – 20240209
TGIF! The Superb Owl await us. Onwards! Survival – Personal Edition Let’s say you’re driving a little eagerly and are about to roll your…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Monty’s Martini
Hello, and happy hate week! I don’t have much hate to discuss this morning. Probably because it’s Friday, and who hates Fridays? Anyway, I’m…
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Your Post-NHL All-Star Game Open Thread
It’s a Sunday without real football for the first time since forever. How are you going to cope? I might go see my nephew…
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Sexy Friday – 20240202
TGIF! I was going to do a Groundhog Day spoof and just reuse last week’s post with a new title and intro, but it’s…
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Sharkbait’s cocktail of the Week: Farewell to the Bar
Before we begin, don’t worry. This “bar” isn’t going anywhere. This is a tribute of sorts to a great bar that is no longer.…
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The Scattered Thursday Evening Open Thread
There’s never any over-arching theme, I’m just going to put down whatever comes into my head. Healthcare: There’s far too much to talk about…
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Your Lions/Niners Open Thread
Let’s get at it again! Lions/Niners: -Injury Report: Detroit’s Hendon Hooker is listed as questionable (tooth). I did not make that up. -Keenan 175/2,…