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Your Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread
[climbs out of shamehole, brushes dirt from pants] Last night, that didn’t go well! What a travesty-the talent gap has not been sufficiently closed,…
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Your Treasured Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
We’ve been through a lot, you and me and Scott Hansen, haven’t we? But it’s not quite over just yet-a tasty NFC East scuffle…
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“Keep It Moving, Keep It Moving”-Your Very Next NFL Football Open Thread
To The Games! Raiders/Broncos: Though Denver’s wr room is nothing but a collection of tensor bandages, scotch tape and plaster casts, it would behoove…
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The Most Glorious Day in Ever NFL Football Open Thread
Welcome Lards and Lasses, are you as giddy in your shorts or PJ’s or yoga pants or whatever as I am? No doubt. It’s…
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Sexy Friday – 20230908
TGIF! Football is back! But none tonight, just the JV variety, plus some hot semi tennis action. Unless you have Spectrum, then you get…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Wasting Away
You all knew this was coming right? I mean how could I not mark the passing of Jimmy Buffett here. The man that epitomizes…
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“At Bloody Long Last!” Your Very First Real Game of the 2023/24 Season
I feel the same way every year-excited to see the season running on all cylinders (much like Brick) and a wee bit anxious, knowing…
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Are You Ready For Some Football and Boots on the Ground?
Picture originally from here, modified expertly by me Are you ready for some football? Want to be specific about which kind? Because I have…
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Sexy Friday – 20230901
TGIF! And it’s Labor Day weekend! Also, JV NFL is back! There’s currently a war going on to claim the title of Miami. Good…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Bubbles and Brown
Good morning and Happy Friday. This week I’m sticking with the champagne theme as somehow I’ve allowed a bottle to go open and unused…