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Your Very Last NFL Exhibition Game Open Thread
I’m a bit kerfuffled in that I thought that the preseason sked always finished on the Saturday night. But here we are with a…
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Sexy Friday – 20230825
TGIF! Happy 4th indictment week! Also, happy week 0 for JV footy, for those that celebrate. Survival – Preseason Edition Knee Biters vs Jerry…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Popping Bubbly
Oh hi there. Apologies for the one week absence of your weekly guide to drinking. I was indisposed last week since Sharkbait 2.0 decided…
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Your Oh So Hot Double-Heading NFL Football Football Open Thread
Not one but two tilters tonight mes amis. For non-fans of these teams this might be a bit difficult but I’m going to give it…
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Your Very First Monday Nighter of the Season Open Thread
Only 18 more of these to go and yes, they will go by quickly. By the last one you’ll be making New Year’s resolutions…
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“Just the one game? I’ll take it!” Your Sunday Night NFL Exhibition Game Open Thread
As of this dodgy writing the game is still on, Hurricane Hilary not being quite as hawkish as her other namesake. Congrats to ladies…
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Your “Gimmee That Sweet, Sweet Preseason Action!” NFL Exhibition Open Thread
First thing I should mention is that I hope our brethren on the Leftest of Coasts have buckled down the hatches and are as…
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Sexy Friday – 20230818
TGIF! What a weekend we have ahead! Week 2 of the NFL preseason is underway, now featuring some starters. Although last night’s “game” was…
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“Browns! Eagles!” And A Thursday Night NFL Exhibition Game Open Thread
We may see some shenanigans early in this tilt because these guys did not play nice together earlier in the week. So there’s that.…
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Your 2023 Yinzer Forecast:
I apologize in advance for the litany of “Pickett’s charge” memes we may be exposed to going forward. This isn’t to say PICKETT’S GAHNTA SUPERBOWL all…