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Your “And Away We Go” Thursday Night Preseason Football Open Thread
A Jackie Gleason reference? WTF? Anyhoo, I’m amped. Are you amped? It might have something to do with the Giants playing and the coaches…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: I’m Melting
Good morning and Happy Friday. I feel like the dog in the “This is fine” meme while the entire room is on fire. We’re…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Don’t Nobody Worry ‘Bout Me
To quote the beginning of Monty Python and the Holy Grail: The credits have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Sitting On The Dock Of The Bay
Don’t you just love a challenge? I do (occasionally), especially when it comes to making cocktails. That’s where I found myself this week, after…
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Oh Boy! Sunday Night with Litre.
How many more weeks until the hobo killin’ takes over this wine column? Moar killin’ less swillin’? Heading next weekend to British Columbia and…
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Things To Do In Baltimore When Moderately Drunk
Write the Saturday morning DFO column. Forget the loose idea one had in mind for the Saturday morning DFO column. Sweat like a Black…
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Sexy Friday – Now with Less Balls!
Happy Friday everyone! It is I, you’re resident food guru filling in for Señor Balls. Balls is currently on expedition. He recently found out…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: The Bird Is The Word
Happy Friday once again! It’s been fuck hot up in the Northeast lately, which means my cocktail/drinking has been limited to my usual Summer…
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Oh Boy! Sunday Night with Litre.
Me again! I can feel your excitement through the internet. At this point I am probably day drunk partying either downtown at The Calgary…
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Oh Boy! Sunday morning with Litre.
Good morning to you! I am here for our fearless food ninja Yeah Right as I believe he is at a cheese conference, or…