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Welcome to Lesser Hades – Saturday Open Thread
When one door opens, another door slams into your face. And sometimes breaks your nose in the process. Yes, after the glorious HAIL GAMBLOR…
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Sexy Friday – Mid- December 2021 edition
Today, we have a special Mr. Ayo showcase! Mr. Ayo very kindly and graciously bestowed upon us a bevy of pictures last Friday and…
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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Huh, Taylor’s on a bye, Keenan Allen and Mike Williams are Covided, Elijah Moore and Burrow are questionable and James Robinson is getting jerked…
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Pole Assassin Monkey Attack II: When Nature Calls! Tuesday Open Thread
“Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of…
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Your Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Holy Jeebus! Did anyone else shovel snow to the point where they thought they were going to throw up? Just me? Between that and…
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Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
To The Game! Broncos/Chiefs: -This is such an interesting spotlight dance for these two squadoos. Has Mahomes fixed his problems? Can Denver do that…
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Your Second NFL Sunday Football Open Thread
To The Games! TEAM/Raiders: This is the old “two teams headed in opposite directions” thingy. Though they upset the Cowboys on Thanksgiving, they had…
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Your First Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
Congrats to our very own water horse for hitting the pillpot yesterday! The thongs of various Destiny’s, Sapphire’s and Kitty’s look forward to being…
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ALL HAIL Northern Illinois! JV Shempionship Evening Thread
Oh my cats. They really, really did it! Northern Illinois’ 700 pound coach and his JV charges redeemed their only single-digit MAC loss (they…
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JV Shempionship Day! and Other Lesser Matters
Yes, I will still half-assedly talk of teh futbol. But we have some mouthwatering title matches, with $7,000 in September Prop Bet Possibilities for…