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Finding Forestry: Tuesday Open Thread
So I don’t think we had the term “heavy work” when I was growing up. If it did exist, it hadn’t penetrated the circle…
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A Symphony In F-Minus – Week 11 MNF Thread
Yes, you get a guest conductor tonight. And boy howdy, do I ever have a RIPE TURD to present y’all. Cowpersons (-3.5) at Raiduhs (8:15,…
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The Whingeing of A.J. Brown: The Next Chapter
Last one on the docket-smoke ’em if ya got ’em. To The Game! Lions/Eagles: -Does it matter one bit if Philly takes an L…
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On We Go-Spinning, Spinning
We’ve got a quad of games this afternoon which is nice if you can afford it. Hey, my son is out on his four-wheeler…
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More Games? Why Not?
Let’s see what we’ve got. Just the Colts and Saints on bye this week. Bengals/Steelers: Cincy doesn’t have a pass rush with Hendrickson in…
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Es Verdad: There’s a Game in Spain, No Need To Explain
See how I went all Spanish up in there? It weren’t taught to pasty white boys in the wilds of Ontario in the 80’s,…
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Ides of November 2025 JV NFL Thread
Florida Men (+11.5) at Johnny Reb (7:00, ESPN) Every Lane Kiffin season has, to date, included a WTF loss. Recall how their baffling home…
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Sexy Friday – 20251114
TGIF! Today is national family PJ day, perfect for the clubhouse. All national spicy guac day, perfect for the clubhouse snacks. Also, national seat…
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Live From Thursday: Lightning Crashes and So Do The Jets
And Pete Carroll is on record saying that Building 7 was brought down by forces pulling from the center of Earth again. Flotsam and…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: In November’s Gusty Gale…
It’s been a bit windy. And by “a bit,” I mean holy shit it’s felt like non-stop wind for the last, like, 2-3 weeks.…
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