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Your “Thursday Night NOT Football” Open Thread
Today is another Thursday that is the “Bad News” end to the “Some Day Night Football”* Covid rescheduling. I fail to find anything objectionable…
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Your “Um… What?” Wednesday Afternoon’s Last Week’s Thursday Night Football Game Open Thread
Whilst many hot-takers are pouring shit all over the good (huh?) folks of Baltimore and their football team, Who could have seen this happening…
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It’s December already!?! Tuesday night open thread
As BGR is on the IR with a shoulder owie (wishing him a most speedy recovery) there is a little known DFO bylaw that…
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Your “The Postponement Has Been Postponed” Monday Night Football Open Thread
Well, you’ve probably heard by now that Tuesday Night Football has morphed into (first ever?) Wednesday Night Football. All it took was a bunch…
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Your Second Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
TO THE GAMES! Saints/Broncos: Last week Kamara had no catches in a game for the first time in his career. That’s what happens when…
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Your “What’s Goin’ On?” Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
What’s going on? Almost too much, right? Yesterday the news broke in wave after wave of infos. Patricia has been exiled to a Golden…
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Your AngryRantingHippo Late Afternoon/Evening Open Thread
Boy howdy, has today sucked all the ass. Dirty ass, fresh off a round of Hunta Virus. NC State and Everton playing in the same…
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Pour One Out For A Real One: RIP Diego Maradona
Diego Maradona, one of the greatest players of the game we know as Lesser Footy, that Americans call soccer, and that the rest of…
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Sexy Friday, Black Friday edition
If TWBS was still alive and still doing Sexy Friday, he’d be posting pictures of black girls today. At least I like to think…
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