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Your “We Should All Be This Contented” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: The first NFL player to test positive for COVID-19 has been announced, and it’s Los Angeles Rams center Brian Allen. Apparently, he tested…
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Your “Everybody’s Getting New Threads” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Noise: Dr. Anthony Fauci, the guy constantly rolling his eyes whenever Dr. President Trump speaks on COVID-19, says the only way professional sports…
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Your “I’ll Do What I Want!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Fun times in Big-D as Dak is refusing to participate in the “virtual offseason” without a new contract. Since he has not…
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Your MXC Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: The Panthers have made Christian McCaffrey the highest-paid running back in league history. He signed a four-year extension worth up to $64…
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I don’t know about you, but the need for outside contact has finally hit a wall. We met a friend in the park for…
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Update From Unabomber Shack Open Thread
I am not writing any damned manifesto (who the fuck would read it?) but my descent into Quarantine Madness continues unabated. We are now…
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Your “Not Even Close To A Good Friday Let Alone Eggcellent” Friday Evening Open Thread
I like Jeebus. Even though I’m not particularly religious I really do mean that. He was a good dude. Brave. Cared about people. And…
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Your “Long Weekends Used To Bring Smiles” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Pretty slow heading into the commemoration of Jesus’ death. Conflicting opinions about when the regular season might start. National disgrace Roger Goodell…
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Your “It’s Still A Pig” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: After the Bucs underwhelming uniform reveal, the Falcons then said, “Hold my beer”. The “ATL” really makes it apparent they are the…
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Your MXC Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: COVID has finally affected the main roster as some scheduled offseason workouts were “delayed” for a week. Teams with new coaches – Mike…