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Your “I Didn’t Want To Win Anyway!” Monday Night Football Open Thread
Guh! My money team that rampaged thru the regular season and was then decimated by injuries is being destroyed in the championship. I’d have…
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Your “Give Me More” Late Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Did you like the earlier offerings? They tried their very best ya know. Well, except for those that didn’t. Some just don’t have the…
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Your Early Slate of NFL Games
TO THE GAMES! JAX/ATL: This game is silly. Why? BAL/CLE: I hear the sound of many Browns fans dying little tiny deaths. No one…
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Your “Wasn’t That A Party?” Saturday Evening NFL Football Open Thread
The wife’s family on her mom’s side is a behemoth-the granny, being a good French Catholic and all, had eight (?) kids so she…
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Your “Can They Actually Do It?” Saturday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
I did everything right. I was smart about it. I had Cookie Monster as a starter and grabbed the handcuff Mattison in case things…
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Benvenuto Don Carlo! Lesser Footy (and Early NFL Special) Open Thread
Oh my cats, y’all. Cue Ron Paul, because It’s Happening! Mikel Arteta (who may be on the touchline this am for the Gooners) thinks…
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The Friday Evening Pre-Christmas Open Thread Post
Welcome to my last post of the year. I asked Seamus if he wouldn’t mind switching with me, and he readily agreed since it’s…
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Your “Slow Thursday Before Xmas” Daytime Open Thread
Wow, feels like we just did this two days ago. Oh right, we did. At least this time I’m better rested. Everybody is off…
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Your “Jesting At Scars That Never Felt A Wound” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Noise: Greg Olsen sounds like a person done with all that shit, and has no intent on being part of a rebuild. “No…
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